August 21st 1094 via source


if i don’t get married in an elie saab dress what’s the point

August 21st 9952 via source

That’s it. That’s the show. (x)

August 21st 2387 via source

true as fuck zodiac

  1. aries:lovable but still a lil bitch
  2. taurus:p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
  3. gemini:crayola as fuck
  4. cancer:rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
  5. leo:cutest ever
  6. virgo:really deep and doesn't take any shit
  7. libra:weird as hell omg
  8. scorpio:probably satan
  9. sagittarius:cute and very sweet
  10. capricorn:to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
  11. aquarius:charming but hella strange once you know them
  12. pisces:even more crayola than gemini
August 21st 59178 via source


#this is it this is american television

August 20th 834709 via source

They had to really dumb down my martial art skills. Because I’m a 10th degree black belt in every martial art. I did Kung Fu when I was, I think, in like third grade. So I was pretty much qulified to kick ass in space.

August 20th 4054 via source